decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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(via lesangdesbetes)

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

(Source: owenhartofficial, via lesangdesbetes)

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

(via -annoying)

fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

(via lesangdesbetes)

meanplastic:

hey can you please…”

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(via lesangdesbetes)

oversseas:

i fucking adore this holy shit this needs more notes

oversseas:

i fucking adore this holy shit this needs more notes

(Source: badbloody, via saiyak)

flowerette:

look @ these steve maddens!

flowerette:

look @ these steve maddens!

(Source: memewhore, via -annoying)

The Misty Mermaid

(Source: fairyegg, via meteor-falls)

on the tumblr:white boys must be stopped. at all costs. no excuses. end them.
on the streets:damn...wassup....
crackrock-kids:

my car broke down on the highway the other day but i got to watch a really nice sunset while i waited for the tow truck

crackrock-kids:

my car broke down on the highway the other day but i got to watch a really nice sunset while i waited for the tow truck

(via kimberlyghost)