sowwy:

I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

(via slacked)

zac-afron:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

(Source: fruitpunchg, via tyleroakley)

lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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(Source: kydey, via slacked)

mama-macabre:

If you’re not familiar with this man, you should be:
-Donates 90% of his salary; is considered poor because of it. -Legalized marijuana. -Legalized abortion. -Legalized gay marriage. -Open to Syrian refugees; guarantees jobs to Syrians. -Described as an “antipolitician” and “the world’s most humble president”. -Lives on a small farm. -Atheist. -Vegetarian. -Owner of a three legged dog. -Speaks out against greedy spending and corporate abuse. -Opposes war and militarism. -Left wing; opposes religious influence in politics.

mama-macabre:

If you’re not familiar with this man, you should be:

-Donates 90% of his salary; is considered poor because of it.
-Legalized marijuana.
-Legalized abortion.
-Legalized gay marriage.
-Open to Syrian refugees; guarantees jobs to Syrians.
-Described as an “antipolitician” and “the world’s most humble president”.
-Lives on a small farm.
-Atheist.
-Vegetarian.
-Owner of a three legged dog.
-Speaks out against greedy spending and corporate abuse.
-Opposes war and militarism.
-Left wing; opposes religious influence in politics.

(via stalemath)

misterjakes:

unclefloyd:

tfw = two fucking weiners

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(via stalemath)

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

(Source: babygoatsandfriends, via slacked)

championofazura:

Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales. 

(Source: sapphiology, via hurricanegilbert)

alliebirdseed:

Inktober day 9 - My favorite witch!

alliebirdseed:

Inktober day 9 - My favorite witch!

(via nokturnal)

ahwaken:

Let’s be nothing… I heard it lasts forever.

(via inhalerationally)

mauve-alert:

I feel like I’m at a point in my life where I know I need to advance the main quest, but instead I faff about doing side quests because the main quest is intimidating and I don’t feel like I’ve leveled up enough to be able to handle it.

(via stalemath)

heretherebefandom:

viciousilicious:

A few highlights from what has been called one of the worst interviews in recent history.

Good lord.

(via slacked)

When my parents give me money to go shopping

whatshouldbetchescallme:

$20

$100